infested

Excuses Ecard with text: I’m sorry I can’t hang out with you tonight but it’s a full moon and I’m staying inside, because apparently I’m the only one who reacts to possible werewolf infestations responsibly. — **about this card:**
*infested* | It's a Friday, and there are all sorts of dreary social obligations standing between you and a good book. That's where our Excuses Cards can come in handy. By the way, I'm not suggesting that I definitely believe in werewolves. Besides, whenever I suspect that someone is a werewolf I keep it to myself. The last thing we need is a panic.

werewolves exaggerate

WTF Ecard with text: Not long after I became a werewolf people stopped being able to detect when I was exaggerating. — **about this card:**
*werewolves exaggerate* | The cards in the WTF category are so specific that the the likelihood of finding one that is useful is very small. Today's card, for example, is useful if you happen to be a mildly frustrated werewolf. But if you should ever become a mildly frustrated werewolf one day, you'll thank me. Thats why I do this.

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I've been revisiting some of my older cards. Some of them are inexplicable.

Some games of cricket can last for weeks. In fact, I think that's one of the reasons I moved to America.

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.

I tell you, it really makes a man think.