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in my defense

April 30, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel
Apology Ecard with text: Im sorry that we argued and that you lost that argument, but in my defense, I wasnt trying very hard to win.
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in my defense | Ever done anything that required a sincere apology later? Me either. I've certainly apologized for some minor acts of arson, and that time I forgot to carry my own tray to the trash bins in the food court, but apologies aren't about right or wrong. Apologies are like nailing a dead fruit bat to someone's door; you don't want to do it but it's an easy way of quieting a person down. I'm here to help.

argument

November 13, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel
Apology Ecard with text: I am deeply and sincerely sorry that you thought you could beat me in an argument.
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argument | They say the best way to fight fire is with fire, but fire is useful for fighting all sorts of other things. Bees, for instance. Noisy neighbors. People who stand near bus stops in rabbit costumes. On another topic - sometimes people will try to get you to apologize by apologizing first for something less significant than, say, setting fire to someone's aunt. It's a rhetorical trick - don't fall for it!

difficult for a purpose

September 18, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel
Apology Ecard with text: difficult for a purpose
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difficult for a purpose | Whenever someone says something that is contrary to my wishes, interests or world view, I always point out that they are being difficult. But sometimes people call me difficult before I can say that they are. And I hate it. I made this card so I can retain the upper-hand. One should always win at all costs.