in my defense
about this card:
in my defense | Apologies are like nailing a dead fruit bat to someone’s door. You don’t want to do it but it stops people complaining.
Cards tagged: winning
argument
about this card:
argument | They say the best way to fight fire is with fire, but fire is useful for fighting all sorts of other things. Bees, for instance. Noisy neighbors. People who stand near bus stops in rabbit costumes. On another topic - sometimes people will try to get you to apologize by apologizing first for something less significant than, say, setting fire to someone's aunt. It's a rhetorical trick - don't fall for it!
difficult for a purpose
about this card:
difficult for a purpose | Whenever someone says something that is contrary to my wishes, interests or world view, I always point out that they are being difficult. But sometimes people call me difficult before I can say that they are. And I hate it. I made this card so I can retain the upper-hand. One should always win at all costs.
