Free ecards that are wrong for every occasion.

infested

March 9, 2012
Excuses Ecard with text: I’m sorry I can’t hang out with you tonight but  it’s a full moon and I’m staying inside, because apparently I’m the only one who reacts to possible werewolf infestations responsibly.
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infested | It's a Friday, and there are all sorts of dreary social obligations standing between you and a good book. That's where our Excuses Cards can come in handy. By the way, I'm not suggesting that I definitely believe in werewolves. Besides, whenever I suspect that someone is a werewolf I keep it to myself. The last thing we need is a panic.

supermarket wolf

August 11, 2011
WTF Ecard with text: there are no wolves in the supermarket. believe it all you want but if you're ever wrong you're dead.
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supermarket wolf | I've given it some thought and decided that you all deserve a toasted cheese sandwich. Is this some kind of Wrongcards give-away? I'm afraid not. I cannot yet be everywhere because I am not yet a god. You'll have to make your own sandwich but my point here is that you deserve it. Logic is my superpower.