supermarket wolf

WTF Ecard with text: there are no wolves in the supermarket. believe it all you want but if you're ever wrong you're dead. — about this card:
supermarket wolf | I've given it some thought and decided that you all deserve a toasted cheese sandwich. Is this some kind of Wrongcards give-away? I'm afraid not. I cannot yet be everywhere because I am not yet a god. You'll have to make your own sandwich but my point here is that you deserve it. Logic is my superpower.

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