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young people

November 8, 2011
Birthday Ecard with text: It's your birthday. Pretty soon you'll start to feel intimidated by young people wearing hoodies.
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young people | And we're back from my mid-Autumn hiatus with a Birthday Card. I know a lot of you were beginning to worry that I'd gone and got myself eaten by a bear. I haven't stopped being vigilant of course but around this time of year in Cambridge, MA, I'm more worried about being attacked by supermarket wolves.

war

September 8, 2011
Dark Humor Ecard with text: Don't knock war. It's societies way of getting rid of unwanted teenagers.
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war | 'One day an old lady on a bus told me that my being drafted into a war would probably fix everything that she instantly didn't like about me. I realized right away that this is why young people no longer introduce themselves with the words "at your disposal".'