Ecards that are wrong for every occasion.

The cards are free to send. Unfortunately, they are unhelpful at best.

Birthday Ecard with text: Happy Birthday. And remember: heart disease kills about one in every four people.

'I have a theory. Have you ever vomited and thought: "My God, there's tiny bits of carrots in it. Look at 'em all. Wait, I didn't eat carrots. When's the last time I ate carrots? I need to eat more carrots." Anyway I have a theory. Your appendix? It produces tiny pieces of carrot for when you throw up. That's my theory. (I never said it was a good theory).'

Category: Thinking of You
Thinking of You Ecard with text: I was sorry to hear that you had died, and am sending you this ecard on the chance that I simply misheard.

It's been years since we published a reminder card, and that's only because we forgot - and there's no better reason for not doing something than that! The second best reason for not doing something is, of course, 'bears'. The sound you just heard in your head? That was just me dropping the mic and walking off-stage.

Category: Inspirational
Inspirational Ecard with text: I think it's cute the way some people believe they have planned for every eventuality.

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