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People often say to me, 'Kris, you're too romantic'. Not in real life, of course, but inside my mind. I'm pleased to say that much of what is said inside my mind is complimentary. I do feel some antipathy towards geese, however, but otherwise I feel I am on good-terms with the world; I both like and understand the world. But I will never understand why you people keep celebrating Valentines Day. .

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Ecard text: One of the most offensive and morally objectionable things about Christmas is the obligation to buy gifts for your in-laws.

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Ecard text: Companies are always looking for someone who can think outside the box. They like to hire them, and force them to not think outside the box.

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