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Yes. Ecards that are wrong for every occasion. So I'm not good at business ideas — but at the good news is, no ads and the cards are free to send. And no, I'm not selling your information, either —I literally hate that business model. So, if you would like to support me, buy my books — they're great.

THIS WEEK'S FEATURED CARD
Due to a speech impediment I developed as a child, for many years I was unable to say the words 'thank you' without gnawing on someone's leg. However, after I got over my subconscious fear of invisible silent Qs in words, I found I was finally able to express gratitude verbally. I'd be thanking people all the the time if it wasn't such a sign of weakness.
LAST WEEK'S
Whenever a friend comes down with a sore throat or a cold I like to sit at their bedside and offer repeated assurances that it's WAY too early to suspect that this might be the illness that takes their life. And that it's completely absurd to start suspecting Foul Play, while I walk around tapping on the walls as if searching for a hollow sound. I guess I want everybody's life to be an adventure.
OH, THIS WAS GOOD TOO
Romance today is all about half-measures. It's gotten so bad that boys don't even steal flowers from graves any more, they just buy 'em in a shop. That's like saying 'I'll do anything to win and retain your affections provided it's convenient and lawful'. Once, lovers red-lined their emotions well into the realm of corpse desecration. But its ok, Romance can be saved; Wrongcards is taking it back!
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Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?

Adventures are Greatly Overrated
Adventures are Greatly Overrated

And also: the people who enthuse about them don't know what they're talking about.

Back to the Countway
Back to the Countway

For possibly the final time, I visited the Countway Library of Medicine.

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