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Yes. Ecards that are wrong for every occasion. So I'm not good at business ideas — but at the good news is, no ads and the cards are free to send. And no, I'm not selling your information, either —I literally hate that business model. So, if you would like to support me, buy my books — they're great.

THIS WEEK'S FEATURED CARD
On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of the evening hiding in the shrubbery of a nearby park dressed in a swamp-monster costume. I am how urban legends are born.
LAST WEEK'S
Increasingly I allow myself to be persuaded that garden gnomes are probably not real - because somehow it seems to matter to the people around me - but the fact is their existence still doesn't make a lot of sense. Why would somebody intentionally make garden gnomes? And why isn't the government doing anything to stop them? And when did we all decide not to ask these questions?!
OH, THIS WAS GOOD TOO
I don't remember drawing a picture of a severed clown head on a spear. But I must have, because here it is. Published in 2013 as an inspirational card. And I have absolutely no recollection of doing it, either. Anyway, yet another reason I won't do therapy. Because I'd have to talk about this sort of thing.
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