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The matter of creativity is, from my perspective, both esoteric and highly-technical. But sadly, people trust the sort of people who produce things like, ‘12 Easy Steps to Become More Creative, According to These Marketing Experts’.

All I could see through the window was the terracotta pot. Mocking me. Apparently, after helping me into the house, my wife went back outside and moved the pot herself. This is why I think women don't understand feelings.

I don’t have the sort of money that would allow me to approach the subject of mojitos with the passion and thoroughness which I undertake everything else, including this very newsletter about mojitos.

Now, I sort of hope I get abducted by grey aliens. 'Have you considered conquering the Earth?' I want to ask them, because if so, now, it seems to me, would be a superb time.