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This Week's Featured Wrongcard

Inspirational Ecard with text: I think it's cute the way some people believe they have planned for every eventuality.
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unexpected bears | It's been years since we published a reminder card, and that's only because we forgot - and there's no better reason for not doing something than that! The second best reason for not doing something is, of course, 'bears'. The sound you just heard in your head? That was just me dropping the mic and walking off-stage.

Last Week's

WTF Ecard with text: I am sorry I feel uncomfortable in the presence of baboons.
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uncomfortable | I’m a man who believes in the incredible power of the apology, especially when it comes to getting out of scrapes and evading repercussions. A bunch of people will see today’s card and think it somehow doesn’t apply to their lives. This is a rash and foolish notion and I predict that a good forty-four percent of you will send this card someday. And you know I'm right when I use statistics.

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Oh, This Was Good Too

Family Ecard with text: Dont worry. Whatever happens I'm never gonna put you in an old peoples home.
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about this card:
old peoples home | I'm going to go ahead and admit that there aren't many Family Wrongcards yet. Ever since my own family died in an unsuspicious fire that happened while I was on the other side of town making a speech in front of several eyewitnesses, I don't like to think about family. Still, you have to admit it's an institution. And it's incredibly beautiful, the way it dances. Sometimes I think fire is a god.