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WTF Ecard with text: Sometimes I see thing in the corner of my eye that I don't feel all that comfortable talking about yet.

Love Ecard with text: Don't worry about my co-dependency issues. They will only bring us closer together.

Wait, ecards that are wrong for every occasion?

I'm actually not good at business ideas.

Fortunately, my newsletter is a slice of fried gold.

Whenever I go in there, they look at me with obvious and ill-deserved suspicion. But how was I to know that 'bee allergies' are a real thing? The important thing was that I did my own research.

— I Made Postcards You'd Only Send to Your Enemies

She wafts in, regal and serene and looking thoroughly refreshed, only to find me gibbering in the corner of my mother’s living room, looking a perfect picture of restless despair.

— The Sunshine State Without the Crazy

Nobody kicks Byron in the head. It makes me sad for him.

— Cyclones and Potato Chips

Sure, other people might make different decisions, but other people don't know how to use balloon animals to unsettle people. And other than that, what's a man got, if not his dignity?

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What sort of nonsense is this?

Well, here's two random cards I made. Yes. I know.

Love Ecard with text: Ironically, Justin the Inflatable Pony doesn't give me a hard time about MY relationship with YOU...

inflatable pony

Romance is dead, they said - but I found out where they buried it. Now it's safely hidden under my bed. Don't worry, it only smells when I get it damp.

WTF Ecard with text: after your third dead clown the fun begins to wear off a little

third dead clown

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