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Love Ecard with text: Ironically, Justin the Inflatable Pony doesn't give me a hard time about MY relationship with YOU...
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about this card: inflatable pony | Romance is dead, they said - but I found out where they buried it. Now it’s safely hidden under my bed. Don’t worry, it only smells when I get it damp.
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