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Love Ecard with text: Ironically, Justin the Inflatable Pony doesn't give me a hard time about MY relationship with YOU... — about this card: inflatable pony | Romance is dead, they said - but I found out where they buried it. Now it’s safely hidden under my bed. Don’t worry, it only smells when I get it damp.

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Valentines Ecard with text: Here it is. Your Valentines Day card. Because there just isn't enough trite sentimentality in the world. (A picture of an inflatable pony with the caption - mildly disturbing picture of an inflatable pony.)

Valentines Ecard with text: Here is your Valentines Day card. Now it is your turn to do something for me. Vaseline.

Love Ecard with text: I want you to know that I would still want to be with you even if I COULD lick my own genitals.

Missing You Cards Ecard with text: I miss you but on the upside I at least have a lot more time to get in touch with my OWN body.

Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: I'm not half as sexually adventurous as Mr Sock.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?