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Dark Humor ecard: Don't worry, the TSA have only hired people who don't enjoy looking at naked people or groping genitals. So it's not pervy or anything. Ecard image showing: Don't worry, the TSA have only hired people who don't enjoy looking at naked people or groping genitals. So it's not pervy or anything.

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I’m really, really annoyed at the TSA right now. I’ve read so much about this stuff they’re doing, looking at naked people on scanners and groping people. And not one single call back about my job application.
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Published on 16 Nov 2010

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I'm really, really annoyed at the TSA right now. I've read so much about this stuff they're doing, looking at naked people on scanners and groping people. And not one single call back about my job application.

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Don't worry, the TSA have only hired people who don't enjoy looking at naked people or groping genitals. So it's not pervy or anything.

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