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"What are you getting me for Christmas?" she asked. "A card," I replied. "Because you own a greeting card company, right?" "That's right. If I give you a card I get to save money." "Great." "It is pretty cool," I agreed. "Well, at least promise me it'll be a traditional Christmas card, with deer on it or something." "I promise."
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RT @billmckibben: The number of animals on our planet has fallen 58% since 1970. Think about that for a minute. https://t.co/QIszIVeQCA

Theory: they wanted to call the show 'American Horror Story' but that name was taken, so they called it 'Toddlers and Tiaras' instead.

I predict that before spring you'll have met at least one person - on a plane, probably - claiming to be a professional hygge consultant.

Jurassic Park 2 has, according to headlines, "unexpected surprises". They're telling us so we can expect the unexpected surprises.

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