2/3rd of Australians think what is happening to the Great Barrier Reef is a national emergency. A third of us are therefore pretty dense.
About this card: christmas deer"What are you getting me for Christmas?" she asked. "A card," I replied. "Because you own a greeting card company, right?" "That's right. If I give you a card I get to save money." "Great." "It is pretty cool," I agreed. "Well, at least promise me it'll be a traditional Christmas card, with deer on it or something." "I promise."
RT @hotdogsladies: "I speak English well. I learned it from a book." https://t.co/qnios1Eefa
Good news! Apparently @realDonaldTrump is draining the swamp! Bad news! He's filling it with radioactive horse shit.
RT @digitaldraco: Accurate. [source unknown] https://t.co/0rYwWKYQ57