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Regretably, none of our cards are appropriate to send to anyone.*

* Well, at least they're free!

Flirting Ecard with text: mayonnaise makes the night more memorable
Halloween Ecard with text: Let's get dressed up as suburban parents, knock on doors and ask if the candy is gluten-free.

Wait, ecards that are wrong for every occasion?

I'm actually not good at business ideas.

What sort of nonsense is this?

Well, here's two random cards I made. Yes. I know.

Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry you got angry at me when I contradicted your hallucinated version of reality.

hallucinated

Whenever I apologize to someone I always try to make it sound heartfelt and sincere. I believe the best way of sounding heartfelt and sincere is the employment of a giraffe sock puppet. If you don't own one, ask the person to whom you are apologizing to simply imagine you have one on your hand. You should also warn them that the giraffe is a bit 'bitey'. Just in case your apology isn't good enough for them.

Apology

Halloween Ecard with text: The best way to terrify children on Halloween is to take them along on your morning commute and explain to them that theis will be part of their daily routine for about forty years.

Terrifying Commute

Once there were people who knew all sorts of surprising facts. We respected them. Now, when people know surprising facts, we just figure they spent their lunch-hour at wikipedia. There's no thrill to being informed anymore. That's why I became a wikipedia editor. BTW if anyone tells you Halloween is about 'giant duck aliens', you're welcome.

Halloween

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