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The best free ecards website in the world.

Regretably, none of our cards are appropriate to send to anyone.*

* Well, at least they're free!

Baby Ecard with text: Am relieved to hear you are pregnant and not merely eating too much cake.
Apology Ecard with text: I am deeply and sincerely sorry you thought this was going to be a deep and sincere apology.

Wait, ecards that are wrong for every occasion?

I'm actually not good at business ideas.

What sort of nonsense is this?

Well, here's two random cards I made. Yes. I know.

Birthday Ecard with text: Be careful when you are cutting your birthday cake in case in contains a nest of spiders. Lunging at spiders with a knife might make them misinterpret the situation.

spiders are sensitive

It's someone's birthday today, maybe not yours or mine but it's someone's; it's commonsense. I know lots about people and most of what I know about people I learned from spiders. Though wasps, when you think about it, are a kind of winged spider. Spiders don't hum like wasps, they just whistle. Nobody really knows why.

Birthday

Get Well Ecard with text: I am sure you would feel better if you just let me practice acupuncture on you.

practicing acupuncture

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Get Well

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