Who’s your least favorite African American? I’ll go first. Mine’s Elon Musk.

Redcliffe doesn’t make you wonder if some evil genius is dumping methamphetamines into the water supply. You can exist here, somehow, for years without experiencing a sudden inclination to buy yourself a firearm. I think I was in Florida for four hours before I wanted to buy a gun.

If they invented libraries today, they'd be outlawed immediately. A bipartisan group would stand before Congress and rail indignantly against these wild-eyed communist librarians who, they'll claim, are an attack on democracy and such. I mean, how dare people share things?