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Regretably, none of our cards are appropriate to send to anyone.*

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Easter Greetings Ecard with text: When we are eating our Easter Eggs this year we should remember to give thanks to Judas for making the holiday possible.
Easter Greetings Ecard with text: The wizard in the sky wants you to buy chocolate wrapped in aluminium in remembrance of a politically-motivated execution of a guy who just wanted everybody to get nice.

Wait, ecards that are wrong for every occasion?

I'm actually not good at business ideas.

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If anyone has the capacity to turn up in my kitchen at 3am in the form of a poltergeist, it is my mother.

— The Sunshine State Without the Crazy

As I sit here reflecting, it strikes me as both relevant and noteworthy that a few years ago, my brother-in-law was bitten by a zebra.

— I'm a Yule Enthusiast

It was an unfortunate situation and I should tread carefully here, with all due tact and sensitivity, because I believe this gentleman’s issues relate to mental health. In fact, it is my impression that mental health experts would describe his condition as that of a Stark Raving Lunatic.

— Wrongcards Works a Bit Better Now, Which is Nice

I spent an upsetting amount of money buying a Happy Meal and it did not make me happy. It’s Germany though, so the meal came with a beer. I asked if I could have whiskey instead and they looked at me as if I was mad.

— Strange Passage, Part Two

What sort of nonsense is this?

Well, here's two random cards I made. Yes. I know.

Easter Greetings Ecard with text: This Easter - do not eat any eggs that come out of a rabbit. They are not chocolate.

easter psa

I’m in San Francisco writing a script for a Canadian TV adaption of Breaking Bad. The story is set in Alberta. The lead character gets cancer, receives free government healthcare, makes a full recovery and lots of nice friends. I really tried to put a rabbit into the story but it kept touching balloon animals inappropriately. Rabbits. They're so wrong.,

Easter Greetings

Easter Greetings Ecard with text: The lesson I have taken away from Easter is that if you are really, really, really nice to people, you will be betrayed by your friends, murdered and then, 2000 years later, everyone will remember you by eating a randomly chosen chocolate animal.

easter lesson

I've been meaning to become religious for a while now. I think I'd be really good at it. Everyone would be DAMN he's good at being religious, and I'd be like I KNOW RIGHT. I'd be better at being religious than Jesus, who, let's face it, kept a back-up career just in case (carpentry). My favorite quote by Jesus? 'Live by the carpentry, die by the carpentry.' See? Good at being religious.

Easter Greetings

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"I hear echoes of Monty Python and Mel Brooks (on a good day). Thank you, we need humor at this time. ...Insert political diatribe here..."

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"Are you certain we're not related? You seem to share my exact same sentiments about our worldly circumstances!"

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