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The best free ecards website in the world.

Regretably, none of our cards are appropriate to send to anyone.*

* Well, at least they're free!

Birthday Ecard with text: comrade lenin wishes you happy birthday
Birthday Ecard with text: a birthday is just a solitary moment in time during a long plummet down into a void of uncertainty. but you get to eat cake!

Wait, ecards that are wrong for every occasion?

I'm actually not good at business ideas.

What sort of nonsense is this?

Well, here's two random cards I made. Yes. I know.

Birthday Ecard with text: It's your birthday. Pretty soon you'll start to feel intimidated by young people wearing hoodies.

young people

And we're back from my mid-Autumn hiatus with a Birthday Card. I know a lot of you were beginning to worry that I'd gone and got myself eaten by a bear. I haven't stopped being vigilant of course but around this time of year in Cambridge, MA, I'm more worried about being attacked by supermarket wolves.

Birthday

Birthday Ecard with text: I would have wished you a Happy Birthday sooner but I wanted to be sure it really as your birthday and not some troubled exercise in narcissism.

troubled

Sometimes I like to organize surprise birthday parties for random colleagues I don't know very well. Suddenly they're surrounded by cake and balloons and people singing in their cubicle. It's awkward for them because only two people there will know it's not actually their birthday. I suppose it's because I like cake.

Birthday

"I love the offbeat humour - just the thing for the silly season! Read your books a couple of weeks ago too. Laughed out loud - can't wait for more."

Sarah

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"I hear echoes of Monty Python and Mel Brooks (on a good day). Thank you, we need humor at this time. ...Insert political diatribe here..."

Rory G.

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"Really enjoyed the cards !"

Steve M.

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"Are you certain we're not related? You seem to share my exact same sentiments about our worldly circumstances!"

Oztru

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"Great cards, funny writing, and many thanks to you!"

Bill E.

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"I love your attitude!"

Linda B.

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