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How To Apologize. Ecards to say 'I'm Sorry' to someone who carrying on a bit longer than necessary.

So often in life we find ourselves making mistakes. In fact, what would life be without its little errors? Dull and tedious, I say. So, logically speaking, if you want a full and rich life you should always have some well-turned apologies prepared in advance. Sometimes it’s better not to say you’re sorry in person because you might start snickering and seem insincere, so the most ideal thing to do is send along a short note. Of course, when you need to apologize you don’t turn to wrongcards unless your judgment is very unsound, in which case we have a wide assortment of cards to express how very sorry you are indeed. Enjoy!


Apology Ecard with text: I'm sorry I'm not always very modest. But in my defence I have fewer things to be modest about.
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about this card: modesty | I apologize all the time. Never sincerely, of course - why rob the experience of fun and whimsy? - but just to practice I guess, in case the unthinkable happens. That's right, even I make mistakes, though the last time was in 2003 when I stupidly agreed to share my ice-cream with someone (long story short: I lost half of my ice-cream) but the point is.. look I don't remember. Something to do with sharks.
Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry for what I did or did not do. Though in my defence this entire relationship was caused by your breasts. (Illustration of badger with the caption - A BADGER. Why does everything have to be relevent?)
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about this card: breast defense | ... and then it occurred to me that many men will be forgetting Valentines Day, and thus might be in dire need of an apology card tomorrow. Think about it. Think of the countless men who will awaken tomorrow to a frosty silence and spend the first half of the day in frozen bewilderment as to what the hell they forgot to do. And you thought YOU had problems.
Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry, and hereby retract all the terrible, terrible things that I said about you, except for those things that were true.
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about this card: terrible | My New Year's resolution was to retire from public life utterly. Then Shia Labeouf decided that this was a good idea to borrow, so that's another of my resolutions that have come to naught. In other news, my resolution to live on better terms with my pet wasp is still intact. Horace and I are committed to putting our differences aside this year
Apology Ecard with text: So technically it was misleading of you to tell me you wanted me to be myself.
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about this card: technically misleading | I never watched Brokeback Mountain. I don't like westerns I guess. A friend tried to tell me that movie was gay, so I stopped talking to him: I won't tolerate the use of inappropriate language around me. It's a stupid criticism too. I mean, just because someone wears a cowboy hat doesn't make them gay. Anyway, today's card is for those of you bedeviled by authenticity. I love you guys, you know?
Apology Ecard with text: I want you to know that i would probably be feeling very apologetic towards you right now if I was capable of feeling that sort of emotion.
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about this card: capable | People, I have a dream - and in that dream there's a goat flying a biplane wearing a leather helmet and goggles and he' chanting Wagner. That's why you shouldn't follow your dreams; sometimes they're rubbish. Now, today's card is an apology ecard. If you should ever really need a good card to apologize to someone for something, remember - wrongcards: not the best place for that.
Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry if I don't always seem to take you very seriously but in my defense it is only because I don't take you very seriously.
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about this card: seriously | I may be a Rapscallion but I also have high standards. This is why I absolutely refuse to drink in a bar that lets people like me through the door. A lot of people ask me how to get started as a Rapscallion but we have a very strict dress code and I always try to talk them out of it. You know, a Rapscallion is only three nice suits away from becoming a bounder. It's why I can't own nice suits.
Apology Ecard with text: I am deeply and sincerely sorry you thought this was going to be a deep and sincere apology.
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about this card: deeply sincerely | I'm still in Spain, by the way - and today I spent half a day out in the middle of a field chasing around three rabbits who simply could not understand I wanted to be their friend. (The Spanish Tourism Authority can expect a strongly worded letter). You know how sometimes people insist you apologize for stuff? Today's card makes them less noisy.
Apology Ecard with text: sorry you were a false positive on my gaydar
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about this card: false positive | 'I may not believe in marriage but I believe that everybody, regardless of sexual orientation, is entitled to make mistakes like that. Even though I am a heterosexual boy I would consider marrying a gay person, or even a group of gay persons, if they are all female and good at cooking: why not? It's sad that people aren't always as mature as I am.'
Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry that you don't seem to realize just how sweet and endearing my faults actually are.
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about this card: sweet and endearing | If you stab a person in the arm with a pencil you should always apologize afterwards: it's a societal rule. I'm on your side, obviously, but you know how people get worked up about these things. Remember, I'm only offering this guidance because I like you. So say sorry! (If you haven't stabbed someone in the arm yet, you should do that first.)
Apology Ecard with text: i am sorry i didnt listen to you but sometimes it is difficult to hear things over the screams of the enemies i have trapped in my mind.
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about this card: enemies | I'm one of those people who would do just about anything to get out of an argument, so much so that I sometimes have to resort to never being wrong about anything in the first place. If you're like me you will have a contingency for everything, and if you're not like me, just take whatever I say on faith until you change.
Apology Ecard with text: i am sorry you thought this was going to be a sincere apology when all this was ever destined to be was a nice picture of an aardvark.
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about this card: disappointment | Sometimes I coordinate workplace behavioral studies. For instance, it is possible to stimulate the amygdala, or the 'panic' center of the brain, merely by setting ordinary office equipment on fire. I then write copious notes on how my co-workers react. Because that's how much I want to be a scientist. This apology card should be sent after the firemen turn off the automatic sprinkler system.
Apology Ecard with text: I am deeply and profoundly sorry that I have to apologize to you and promise that next time I will treat myself with more consideration.
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about this card: deeply profoundly | Sometimes I cover my face, pretend to be upset, and say to people, 'I've been having some emotional problems lately' which is my way of saying: 'soon you're going to find the roadkill that I've hidden under your bed. I hope we will still be friends'. Friendships; they take work. Today's rehash Wednesday card is for saying sorry. See? I'm your friend.