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Thank You Cards Ecard with text: Thank you for sparing us the inevitable feelings of social awkwardness that we would both be forced to feel if you were to ever realize that my problems are frequently worse than yours. — about this card: my problems | Due to a speech impediment I developed as a child, for many years I was unable to say the words ’thank you’ without gnawing on someone’s leg. However, after I got over my subconscious fear of invisible silent Qs in words, I found I was finally able to express gratitude verbally. I’d be thanking people all the the time if it wasn’t such a sign of weakness.

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Thinking of You Ecard with text: You should just forgive me for my personality problems just like I have to forgive you for your lack of fashion sense.

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?