Thank You Cards

Free, and wonderfully unhelpful thank you ecards. And you're welcome, by the way.

Sometimes we are compelled to express gratitude and say thank you with a card. For instance: someone makes you a pie or helps you move the body of a dead clown or dispose of a particularly incriminating axe. The point here is that it doesn’t cost anything to send one of these Thank You Cards and in some cases it might even make you look pretty nice, which can be handy later on if you decide to see if you can convince them to sleep with you. Look, I’m just saying.

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my problems

Due to a speech impediment I developed as a child, for many years I was unable to say the words 'thank you' without gnawing on someone's leg. However, after I got over my subconscious fear of invisible silent Qs in words, I found I was finally able to express gratitude verbally. I'd be thanking people all the the time if it wasn't such a sign of weakness.

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usefulness

The question of where one stands on the topic of Family largely depends on how much advice they've given you. I've been subjected to special quantities of well-intentioned advice that I've never followed. This is, incidentally, why I'm not an oyster farmer.

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youtube comment

Yeah. Youtube freaks me out some days.

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doing that thing

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accepting me

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you make me feel awesome

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thanks for being cool

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so this is gratitude

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still not happening

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fear of clowns

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batshit crazy

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