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Thank You Cards

Thank You Cards. Free, and wonderfully unhelpful thank you ecards. And you're welcome, by the way.

Sometimes we are compelled to express gratitude and say thank you with a card. For instance: someone makes you a pie or helps you move the body of a dead clown or dispose of a particularly incriminating axe. The point here is that it doesn’t cost anything to send one of these Thank You Cards and in some cases it might even make you look pretty nice, which can be handy later on if you decide to see if you can convince them to sleep with you. Look, I’m just saying.

Thank You Cards Ecard with text: Thank you for sparing us the inevitable feelings of social awkwardness that we would both be forced to feel if you were to ever realize that my problems are frequently worse than yours.
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about this card: my problems | Due to a speech impediment I developed as a child, for many years I was unable to say the words 'thank you' without gnawing on someone's leg. However, after I got over my subconscious fear of invisible silent Qs in words, I found I was finally able to express gratitude verbally. I'd be thanking people all the the time if it wasn't such a sign of weakness.
Thank You Cards Ecard with text: Thank you for accidentally teaching me the usefulness of ignoring advice.
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about this card: usefulness | The question of where one stands on the topic of Family largely depends on how much advice they've given you. I've been subjected to special quantities of well-intentioned advice that I've never followed. This is, incidentally, why I'm not an oyster farmer.
Thank You Cards Ecard with text: Thank you for not being the sort of person who comments at youtube.
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about this card: youtube comment | Yeah. Youtube freaks me out some days.
Thank You Cards Ecard with text: Thank you for doing that thing for me that I probably won't remember when it's your turn to need a favor because I'll be too busy being utterly awesome.
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Thank You Cards Ecard with text: Thank you for tacitly accepting me for who I am without calling the authorities.
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Thank You Cards Ecard with text: I think its because you tend to suffer weird, debilitating paroxysms of guilt, doubt & anxiety. You make me feel so damned well-adjusted and secure! WOOT!
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Thank You Cards Ecard with text: Thanks for being cool, as in Burt Reynolds cool.
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Thank You Cards Ecard with text: thanks. so this is what gratitude feels like. huh.
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Thank You Cards Ecard with text: Thanks - but i'm still not sleeping with you.
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Thank You Cards Ecard with text: thank you for understanding my irrational fear of clowns
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Thank You Cards Ecard with text: thank you for not caring that i am batshit crazy
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