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I’m one of the unlucky few who didn’t receive any religious instruction as a kid, so I can’t speak with any conviction about who goes to hell and who doesn’t. So I just assume that hell is filled with people pointing at each other and saying they are going to hell. If I’ve learned anything from refusing to believe anything people say it is probably this: that heaven is for the heterodox.
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Published on 29 May 2012

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I'm one of the unlucky few who didn't receive any religious instruction as a kid, so I can't speak with any conviction about who goes to hell and who doesn't. So I just assume that hell is filled with people pointing at each other and saying they are going to hell. If I've learned anything from refusing to believe anything people say it is probably this: that heaven is for the heterodox.

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Nonsense letters with the byline that is from the collected writings of Ray Charles.

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