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Celebrity ecard: This is not how Stephen Hawking rolls. Ecard image showing: This is not how Stephen Hawking rolls.

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I forgot I’d created a ‘celebrity’ category so I thought I’d do a card for it. This one is about Stephen Hawking. I like him allot but disagree with him about black holes; though I suppose my ‘bird droppings on the lenses of telescopes’ idea is still only a theorem too. As you know, the jury is still out on science but I am making scientific friends just in case they turn out to be right.
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stephen hawking

I forgot I'd created a 'celebrity' category so I thought I'd do a card for it. This one is about Stephen Hawking. I like him allot but disagree with him about black holes; though I suppose my 'bird droppings on the lenses of telescopes' idea is still only a theorem too. As you know, the jury is still out on science but I am making scientific friends just in case they turn out to be right.

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