Ecard text: some people are more figurative than literal when they say they put love into a birthday cake. not me.
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Ecard text: Merry Christmas. Remember, Snowmen are secretly sentient, and can oftentimes behave very weirdly. You dismiss my warnings at your own peril.
Ecard text: I think Jesus will forgive you for being Jewish. Some of his best friends were Jewish.
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Ecard text: Why are you far, far away  pursuing your own selfish interests when you should be HERE helping me feel good about myself?
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