Baby Ecards

When a new baby comes along there’s a lot of screaming and blood and some doctors laugh all the way to the bank. Most of us seem to find the experience of being born so traumatic that we’ve forgotten it within a few short years. But society likes its conventions and one such convention is sending baby cards to new parents. That’s where Wrongcards comes in. You’ll find cards here about babies being born with antlers. And making supernatural pacts with mysterious devils. There’s cards about breast milk and orange-colored excrement, and a card about how placenta should never go to waste. Also a card about how it would be interesting if your child grew up to be something interesting, like an arsonist. So all I’m saying here is, these really are the best ecards on the planet. From a certain point of view, of course.