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The Best Easter Ecards in the World

Ecard text: At Easter it is considered traditional to receive spiritual guidance from celibate men in frocks who like to be lenient about men who sleep with children.

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Ecard text: At Easter it is considered traditional to receive spiritual guidance from celibate men in frocks who like to be lenient about men who sleep with children.

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Ecard text: Sorry I'm not in the mood for Easter this year. Here is a drawing of a Basilosaurus instead.

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Ecard text: Sorry I'm not in the mood for Easter this year. Here is a drawing of a Basilosaurus instead.

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Ecard text: Some Romans killed a nice man and then people began to worship him as a God. Then people said 'He DIED for you!? except it turns out you can't kill a God that easily and three days later he was back on his feet anyway.

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Ecard text: Some Romans killed a nice man and then people began to worship him as a God. Then people said 'He DIED for you!? except it turns out you can't kill a God that easily and three days later he was back on his feet anyway.

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Ecard text: When we are eating our Easter Eggs this year we should remember to give thanks to Judas for making the holiday possible.

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Ecard text: When we are eating our Easter Eggs this year we should remember to give thanks to Judas for making the holiday possible.

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Ecard text: If I ever survived a crucifixion, the last thing I'd want to think about or see again is a crucifix. But I'm sure Jesus doesn't think the whole Easter festival is tactless.

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Ecard text: If I ever survived a crucifixion, the last thing I'd want to think about or see again is a crucifix. But I'm sure Jesus doesn't think the whole Easter festival is tactless.

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Ecard text: Happy Easter from somebody who feels like the whole holiday is an elaborate prank perpetrated by chocolate vendors.

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Ecard text: Happy Easter from somebody who feels like the whole holiday is an elaborate prank perpetrated by chocolate vendors.

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