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Passover Greetings. I can assure you these ecards are thoroughly well-researched, and I was only slightly inebriated at the time.
Passover is a holiday within the Jewish church that celebrates fertility. Scholars say that early Passover ceremonies originated in pagan England and Wales where it symbolized the ‘being passed over’ by the devil, a common metaphor for venereal disease in those times. Early Passover ceremonies often involved a costume with reindeer horns and bells. Templar Knights brought Judaism to Jerusalem during the crusades where it is now celebrated with the consumption of grain alcohol and delicious, spicy cakes baked in the shape of small pigeons.
Apologies if there are any inaccuracies in this category description. I was in the garden picking mushrooms an hour ago, and my dog just told me I picked the wrong ones. I’m not sure if I should listen to him, however. First, he doesn’t know as much about mycology as he thinks, and second, I don’t even own a dog, and even if I did, I wouldn’t get one who yodels in French.