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broken pencils

Most people are neurotic, you see, and if you don't have any mental health problems, people get agitated and confused. So I sometimes i pretend to be a recovering broken-pencils smoker and now the lady in Human Resources never knows what to say to me when she sees me in the corridor. Which, if I'm being honest, has made our relationship a lot more tolerable.

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Whenever I go in there, they look at me with obvious and ill-deserved suspicion. But how was I to know that 'bee allergies' are a real thing? The important thing was that I did my own research.

— I Made Postcards You'd Only Send to Your Enemies

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happy belated birthday

...

Birthday

broken pencils

Most people are neurotic, you see, and if you don't have any mental health problems, people get agitated and confused. So I sometimes i pretend to be a recovering broken-pencils smoker and now the lady in Human Resources never knows what to say to me when she sees me in the corridor. Which, if I'm being honest, has made our relationship a lot more tolerable.

WTF

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happy anniversary. And if today turns out not to be our anniversary, then maybe this can make up for some other time I forgot.

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