Flirting Ecards

These will help you to flirt with people. I doubt they’re effective. But coming to Wrongcards for good pick up lines shows you have good taste, so let me help you out. First off, when you send an ecard, you’re saying something. You’re saying, I’m from the nineties. We sent cards then, okay? That’s how we expressed ourselves. When we wanted to meet somebone, we asked to borrow a pen. That’s right. We just walked up to them and said, ‘Hey, can I borrow a pen?’ like that was completely normal. And you know something? That wasn’t cringe because cringe wasn’t even a word back then. Neither was Tinder, frankly, but that’s another story. My point is, we approached each other as strangers and tried not to do it weirdly. Because we were afraid. Not of being seen as weird, but of ending up dying alone and unloved in a cold damp room, on a mildewed carpet beside a dead clown with a needle in its arm. And lots of spiders. And you don’t need me to tell you that’s quite a lot of pressure. So what I’m getting at is, do you know what is worse than bad pick up lines? Waking up beside a dead clown with a needle in its arm. So I guess the question you should be asking yourself is, what is worse? Waking up beside a dead clown with a needle in its arm, or going out on a limb and expressing yourself to a stranger? Listen. You got this. I’m in your corner. All you have to do is send one of these cards, sit back and wait. And if it doesn’t result in a restraining order, you can chalk it up as a win.