Free WTF Ecard: 'Broken Pencils' | Wrongcards

WTF Ecard with text: I don't smoke broken pencils anymore and i don't... i'm sorry, i've forgotten what i was going to say

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Family Ecard with text: One way to ensure that your children will do all their chores and homework is to carefully monopolize the household's supply of cigarettes.

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I like to think that people would appreciate us much more if they smoked cigarettes made from pencil shavings.

Thinking of You Ecard with text: The Tobacco Industry makes billions of dollars per year trafficking in addiction, sickness, premature death, and it would be immoral for me to give them any money. And so in a way it is my social conscience that forces me to bum them from you.

Zombie Ecard with text: When the zombies attack, many of your closest friends and relatives are going to die in a ferocious storm of mindless violence and blood.

Anniversary Ecard with text: happy anniversary. And if today turns out not to be our anniversary, then maybe this can make up for some other time I forgot.

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A Not So Cricketty Christmas

Some games of cricket can last for weeks. In fact, I think that's one of the reasons I moved to America.

A Not So Cricketty Christmas

Some games of cricket can last for weeks. In fact, I think that's one of the reasons I moved to America.

The Infernal Terracotta Pot

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

The Infernal Terracotta Pot

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

Strange Passage, Part Two

... and then I was locked up in a holding cell ...

Strange Passage, Part Two

... and then I was locked up in a holding cell ...

Strange Passage, Part One

I tell you, it really makes a man think.

Strange Passage, Part One

I tell you, it really makes a man think.

Don't Mention the War

I'll be very careful, don't worry.

Don't Mention the War

I'll be very careful, don't worry.

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?