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Baby Ecard with text: Congratulations on your pregnancy. And I am, of course, willing to be present at the birth. Certain conditions may apply.
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about this card: certain conditions | I got invited to attend a childbirth once. Then I said a couple of things that got me swiftly uninvited. Of course - they were a bit weird but it occurs to me that many would go along just to be nice. I’m looking at you, Twenty-First Century Husbands. When Baby Miracle arrives you’re supposed to be in a bar across the street. Smoking. And swigging brandy. Where did we go so wrong?
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Baby Ecard with text: In fairness to myself, the only reason I don't want to hear all about your pregnancy is because I think the process is icky.
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