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Baby ecard: If you don't like your first-born, it's useful keeping him or her around because it can be useful in supernatural transactions. Ecard image showing: If you don't like your first-born, it's useful keeping him or her around because it can be useful in supernatural transactions.

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Congratulating people whenever they contribute to the human over-population problem is an important, profitable niche in the greeting card market. I may suck at inventing business concepts (cards that you shouldn’t send to anyone?) but I’m going all out to meet my professional obligations today.
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