![Christmas Ecard with text: My theory of how the presents get under the Christmas tree is no less plausible then yours.](https://wrongcards.com/images/c/1510_hu213b81ea400eed14c78a2eee3009a6fa_49050_1354x0_resize_lanczos_3.png)
About This Card | Have you talked to your children about the Christmas Mantis yet? I have. There’s a note here from the school, they want me to come in and talk about it. What’s so strange about an eight-foot-long Praying Mantis, climbing through windows, distributing consumer goods? Because an ‘overweight Norwegian with a flying sled’ is more logical? I don’t know. It’s better than my Christmas Leopard theory.
17 Dec 2018