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Christmas Ecard with text: My theory of how the presents get under the Christmas tree is no less plausible then yours.
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about this card: christmas mantis | Have you talked to your children about the Christmas Mantis yet? I have. There’s a note here from the school, they want me to come in and talk about it. What’s so strange about an eight-foot-long Praying Mantis, climbing through windows, distributing consumer goods? Because an ‘overweight Norwegian with a flying sled’ is more logical? I don’t know. It’s better than my Christmas Leopard theory.
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