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Reminders ecard: If you are not right now skiing in an Olympic event then there is no reason to be wearing spandex. Ecard image showing: If you are not right now skiing in an Olympic event then there is no reason to be wearing spandex.

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Yesterday I went to a cafe in Watertown, MA, and there was a guy there wearing spandex who was staring at me suspiciously. I was worried until I realized that other people could see him too. So today’s card is obviously a Public Service Announcement. You know … if I wasn’t saving the world I’d probably go mad.
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Published on 9 Jan 2012

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spandex psa

Yesterday I went to a cafe in Watertown, MA, and there was a guy there wearing spandex who was staring at me suspiciously. I was worried until I realized that other people could see him too. So today's card is obviously a Public Service Announcement. You know ... if I wasn't saving the world I'd probably go mad.

tags:spandex, olympics

If you are not right now skiing in an Olympic event then there is no reason to be wearing spandex.

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