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On Wednesdays I traditionally post an older card and then spend the rest of the day praising Rupert Murdoch's allegedly corrupt publishing empire. That they may or may not have bugged my phone and recorded me drunkenly singing Jewel songs at 2am has only made me more supportive of them.
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I predict that before spring you'll have met at least one person - on a plane, probably - claiming to be a professional hygge consultant.

Jurassic Park 2 has, according to headlines, "unexpected surprises". They're telling us so we can expect the unexpected surprises.

In 30 years when your generation is gone @NobelPrize people, we're giving a Nobel prize for literature to @eminem. Thanks for the precedent!

@jk_rowling FIVE PREQUELS. We get it. So how many sequels?

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