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Political Satire ecard: I'm sure we will be friends, no matter who you vote for, even if your candidate wins the election and destroys the global economy. Ecard image showing: I'm sure we will be friends, no matter who you vote for, even if your candidate wins the election and destroys the global economy.

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Whenever people say to me ‘I don’t like to discuss politics’ I always assume they’re just being polite about being politically clueless and inviting me to instruct them on what to believe. This would probably be an unsound approach if I wasn’t really good at understanding the universal truths of the world. I’m also good at understanding social-cues, puzzles and collecting wasps in jars.
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Published on 17 Oct 2012

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capitol idea

Whenever people say to me 'I don't like to discuss politics' I always assume they're just being polite about being politically clueless and inviting me to instruct them on what to believe. This would probably be an unsound approach if I wasn't really good at understanding the universal truths of the world. I'm also good at understanding social-cues, puzzles and collecting wasps in jars.

tags:friends, friendship, election, democracy, economy, polite, manners, good manners, vote, voting

I'm sure we will be friends, no matter who you vote for, even if your candidate wins the election and destroys the global economy.

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