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    Ecard text: I was sorry to hear that you had died, and am sending you this ecard on the chance that I simply misheard.
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    'I have a theory. Have you ever vomited and thought: "My God, there's tiny bits of carrots in it. Look at 'em all. Wait, I didn't eat carrots. When's the last time I ate carrots? I need to eat more carrots." Anyway I have a theory. Your appendix? It produces tiny pieces of carrot for when you throw up. That's my theory. (I never said it was a good theory).'

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    The Story So Far, Part I

    I just disappeared for four years. It's time to come out from the woodwork, but where do I start? How about I go back to the middle?

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    Ecard text: I am not saying you have bad taste in music because I am your friend and friends dont say things like that. Even when friends think it, they remain ever silent. Even when it gnaws at them like some great, insidious insect...
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    Jewish cards 11 Nov 2008

    Ecard text: you mean more to me, now, than merely a token jewish friend.
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    Family cards 30 Mar 2012

    Ecard text: It is a sign of just how much I actually like you that I haven't introduced you to my family yet.
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    Thinking Of You cards 10 Mar 2009

    Ecard text: I am trying to decide if you are with me or against me.
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