Free Thinking of You Ecard: 'Misheard' | Wrongcards

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I was sorry to hear that you had died, and am sending you this ecard on the chance that I simply misheard. — about this card: misheard | ‘I have a theory. Have you ever vomited and thought: “My God, there’s tiny bits of carrots in it. Look at ’em all. Wait, I didn’t eat carrots. When’s the last time I ate carrots? I need to eat more carrots.” Anyway I have a theory. Your appendix? It produces tiny pieces of carrot for when you throw up. That’s my theory. (I never said it was a good theory).’

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Thinking of You Ecard with text: I am far too mature to feel like I have to agree with my friends about everything. It's when they disagree with me, however, that we have a problem.

Thinking of You Ecard with text: Don't leave your body to science, leave it to me. Necromancers aren't just born, you know. It all takes practice.

WTF Ecard with text: If I was delusional then God would not have personally befriended me in the first place.

Apology Ecard with text: I am deeply and profoundly sorry that I have to apologize to you and promise that next time I will treat myself with more consideration.

Birthday Ecard with text: Happy Birthday. And remember: heart disease kills about one in every four people.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?