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Thinking of You Ecard with text: I am far too mature to feel like I have to agree with my friends about everything. It's when they disagree with me, however, that we have a problem.
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about this card: we agree | When it comes to quarrels with friends, I believe in ‘agreeing to disagree’, particularly now I’ve been made to understand that Massachusetts has some really strict rules about attaching car batteries to people’s ears. You know, I really need a legal team, and not some thin-skinned intern who drops out of law school and flees the state after the tiniest bit of harmless workplace electrocution.
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