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Missing You Cards Ecard with text: I miss you and it makes me feel terribly terribly vulnerable So I carry a chainsaw around with me and feel a lot better about things overall.

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CheerUp Ecard with text: Cheer up.  At least you are not a slug being eaten by ants.
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Zombie Ecard with text: it might be lots of fun but all an uzi will do is piss the zombies off. remember a chainsaw is your best friend
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