Sometimes people aren’t very happy and this can be very boring and tedious. One thing you can do is send them a wrongcard to make them feel better. If this doesn’t help them cheer up a little you can also send them along razor blades or sleeping pills. However, the postage can be expensive and it might later raise a few eyebrows down at the coroner’s office so we recommend you try sending them a wrongcard first.
One thing I will say about these ecards is: they’re certainly ecards. Are they useful, though? Well, I mean … they’re free to send, so from that perspective. Then again, there are some cards here that celebrate cruelty to clowns. Some have pictures of people about to be eaten by a pterodactyl, and I’m pretty sure Hallmark doesn’t, so we’re ahead of them there. My favorite? The one instructing the recipient to cheer up, because at least they’re not paralyzed and being slowly eaten by domestic cats. Because - from a certain perspective - that’s a nice sentiment, really.
