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Apology ecard: I'm sorry I forgot to pretend I was listening to your nonsense. Ecard image showing: I'm sorry I forgot to pretend I was listening to your nonsense.

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Sometimes, when I am enjoying the richness that is my inner-life, I notice that peoples mouths are moving. If I then observe their eyes are looking in my direction, I try to remember to nod musingly, once or twice, as if in profound agreement. Today’s card? That’s for when I forget.
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Sometimes, when I am enjoying the richness that is my inner-life, I notice that peoples mouths are moving. If I then observe their eyes are looking in my direction, I try to remember to nod musingly, once or twice, as if in profound agreement. Today's card? That's for when I forget.

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I'm sorry I forgot to pretend I was listening to your nonsense.

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