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Apology Ecard with text: i am sorry i didnt listen to you but sometimes it is difficult to hear things over the screams of the enemies i have trapped in my mind.
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about this card: enemies | I’m one of those people who would do just about anything to get out of an argument, so much so that I sometimes have to resort to never being wrong about anything in the first place. If you’re like me you will have a contingency for everything, and if you’re not like me, just take whatever I say on faith until you change.
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