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Apology Ecard with text: i am sorry i didnt listen to you but sometimes it is difficult to hear things over the screams of the enemies i have trapped in my mind. — about this card: enemies | I’m one of those people who would do just about anything to get out of an argument, so much so that I sometimes have to resort to never being wrong about anything in the first place. If you’re like me you will have a contingency for everything, and if you’re not like me, just take whatever I say on faith until you change.

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Apology Ecard with text: I'm sorry I forgot to pretend I was listening to your nonsense.

Apology Ecard with text: I'm sorry I don't always know what you want me to do, maybe if you said less I'd know which parts to pay attention to.

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I am trying to decide if you are with me or against me.

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?