![Mother's Day Ecard with text: I think you are a way better mother than Queen Elizabeth II, who promised her son would be king and then hung around living for a million years instead. Because you didn't promise me anything.](https://wrongcards.com/images/c/744_hu72a854036798c982b753a73ccf3e771d_72794_1354x0_resize_lanczos_3.png)
About This Card | People often say to me: “Who are you?! And how did you get in here?” And I say: “Sorry, wrong house!” and apologize for eating their yogurt. People also say to me, “you’re a good son, your Mother must be proud!” and then I have to explain that I was raised by my grandmother who fed me lizards. And people wonder why I like the taste of yogurt so much.
2 May 2012