Mother's Day Ecard with text: I think you are a way better mother than Queen Elizabeth II, who promised her son would be king and then hung around living for a million years instead. Because you didn't promise me anything.

About This Card

People often say to me: ‘Who are you?! And how did you get in here?’ And I say: ‘Sorry, wrong house!’ and apologize for eating their yogurt. People also say to me, ‘you’re a good son, your mother must be proud!’ and then I have to explain that I was raised by my grandmother who fed me lizards. And people wonder why I like the taste of yogurt so much.

3 May 2012