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People often say to me: ‘Who are you?! And how did you get in here?’ And I say: ‘Sorry, wrong house!’ and apologize for eating their yogurt. People also say to me, ‘you’re a good son, your mother must be proud!’ and then I have to explain that I was raised by my grandmother who fed me lizards. And people wonder why I like the taste of yogurt so much.
