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Olympics Ecard with text: There is no point in watching Olympic-level shot put events because nothing interesting ever happens. — about this card: shot put | I used to be quite the athlete back in high school though I had a far less restrained conception of ‘competitive’ than other students. I probably would have gone pro if the lawyers hadn’t shown up talking legalese and waving restraining orders around. Forced into retirement early I guess. Doctors said that sport wasn’t for me. Minor ankle injury and a penchant for lighting fires. Whatever.

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