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Excuses Ecard with text: It's not that I don't like hanging out with you. It's that the things that are happening inside my head are usually just more interesting than the things that are happening around me.
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Olympics Ecard with text: There is no point in watching Olympic-level shot put events because nothing interesting ever happens.
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Thanksgiving Ecard with text: I am willing to praise the teachings of Chairman Mao if it will kept keep Thanksgiving interesting.
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Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry I have not been more supportive of you lately. I have just been very busy being interesting.
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Get Well Ecard with text: There are many more interesting ways of getting attention besides pretending to be sick
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Baby Ecard with text: Let's get this out of the way now: I will not be interested in hearing about your child until it grows into something more interesting. Like an arsonist.
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