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Excuses ecard: It's not that I don't like hanging out with you. It's that the things that are happening inside my head are usually just more interesting than the things that are happening around me. Ecard image showing: It's not that I don't like hanging out with you. It's that the things that are happening inside my head are usually just more interesting than the things that are happening around me.

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Published on 17 Jan 2014

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I've been thinking. Brevity really is the soul of [word count exceeded]

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