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Excuses Ecard with text: It's not that I don't like hanging out with you. It's that the things that are happening inside my head are usually just more interesting than the things that are happening around me. — about this card: inner world | I’ve been thinking. Brevity really is the soul of [word count exceeded]

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Olympics Ecard with text: There is no point in watching Olympic-level shot put events because nothing interesting ever happens.

Happy Thanksgiving Ecard with text: I am willing to praise the teachings of Chairman Mao if it will kept keep Thanksgiving interesting.

Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry I have not been more supportive of you lately. I have just been very busy being interesting.

Get Well Soon Cards Ecard with text: There are many more interesting ways of getting attention besides pretending to be sick

Baby Shower Thank You Cards Ecard with text: Let's get this out of the way now: I will not be interested in hearing about your child until it grows into something more interesting. Like an arsonist.

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?