Free Christmas Ecard: 'Yellow' | Wrongcards

Christmas Ecard with text: Merry Christmas. And I am just as mystified as you about how the yellow snow ended up in your snowglobe. — about this card: yellow | I like to consider myself a spokesperson for Christianity. I may not have finished the Bible - I’m up to the section where Sheila begats Shelob, and Shelob begats Shamwow, etcetera - but I believe that a shortage of knowledge should never disqualify a man from writing about things on the internet. As a greeting card company owner, I also make a hell of a lot of money out of religious holidays - which technically makes me a religious leader of the old-school sort. So as your local religious leader I’m giving you all a Christmas card that you can send to your heathen friends, as a way of guilt-tripping them for being wrong about religion. Don’t say I never gave you anything. Merry Holidays!

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