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Christmas Ecard with text: Merry Christmas. You're responsible for killing a tree.
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about this card: tree killer | It’s nice to have been missed, everyone; thanks. Where have I been? I’ve been working in secret on a cryptographic system based on ancient Sumerian cuneiform. In the process of this I did NOT accidentally unlock a dimensional gate between our world and that of Ereshkigal, goddess of the underworld. That was totally somebody else.
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