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Reminders Ecards

Reminders Ecard with text: Some llamas are born with birth defects and look a little odd but they do not deserve to be mocked by people.

kindness towards llamas

Everybody knows that llamas are the second-class citizens of the horse world. I think they're awesome and a bit better than alpacas. Alpacas kind of have a shifty look about them. They're both okay I guess but in a tight-spot I'd rather have a llama with me than an alpaca. I don't know why but my instincts are usually pretty good about this stuff.

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Reminders Ecard with text: ADVICE: Never move into houses that look anything like this because they are always being attacked by ninjas.

house hunting advice

This is good advice. A lot of people out there seem oblivious to certain risks. I can try and warn people but my words can only do so much. It's up to all of you to exercise all due caution. Remember: be careful out there.

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Reminders Ecard with text: Everybody knows that without me you probably would have been eaten by leopards by now.

everybody knows

It's a terrible thing to be unappreciated. When you are the very glue that holds everyone around you together, you can't expect a thanks, praise or ice-cream. But sometimes it might help to remind your friends and family how integral you are to the structural integrity of their lives.

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Reminders Ecard with text: Friends don't let friends use the word bromance. In fact, friends 'stab' friends who use the word 'bromance'.

bromance

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Reminders Ecard with text: a quick reminder - one day we all have to die! Hold it in your mind for a moment. Now back to the fun!

a quick reminder ...

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Reminders Ecard with text: remember i'm way crazier than you so maybe you should just humor me

humor me

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