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never feel troubled

Category: CheerUp

March 28, 2012

from the newsletter

Henceforth zombie movies will have to change. No more scenes in which everybody runs away from the zombies. We now know that at least 30 percent of people are going to run straight at the zombies, laughing about how zombies are fake news.

— Oh For The Fear of a Bear!

technically misleading

Category: Apology

November 14, 2013

Apology ecard with text: I am deeply and profoundly sorry that I have to apologize to you and promise that next time I will treat myself with more consideration.

deeply profoundly

Category: Apology

May 2, 2013

self-made man

Category: Father's Day

June 16, 2012

CheerUp ecard with text: i want you to know that if you ever feel troubled or sad you can come to me, and i will console you by telling you that it’s all your fault for never doing what i tell you to do.

never feel troubled

Category: CheerUp

March 28, 2012

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Sometimes we have to apologize. Sometimes, even when any impartial, highly-educated expert would firmly agree that you are right and the other person is sadly bereft of facts and utterly adrift in a sea of confusion, we have to apologize. This card is for those moments.

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I am sorry I got tired and forgot to pretend you are not deeply wrong about so many things.

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My mother leaves the door open in winter, but I say nothing, nothing at all.

A July 4th Reflection on Home, Exile, and Misunderstood Appetites

A cautionary tale about inappropriate postcards, forgotten Amazon stores, and why I'm giving away the evidence.

On the hidden costs of raising children in late-stage capitalism.