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Apology Ecard with text: I am deeply and profoundly sorry that I have to apologize to you and promise that next time I will treat myself with more consideration.
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about this card: deeply profoundly | Sometimes I cover my face, pretend to be upset, and say to people, ‘I’ve been having some emotional problems lately’ which is my way of saying: ‘soon you’re going to find the roadkill that I’ve hidden under your bed. I hope we will still be friends’. Friendships; they take work. Today’s rehash Wednesday card is for saying sorry. See? I’m your friend.
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