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Apology Ecard with text: I am deeply and profoundly sorry that I have to apologize to you and promise that next time I will treat myself with more consideration. — about this card: deeply profoundly | Sometimes I cover my face, pretend to be upset, and say to people, ‘I’ve been having some emotional problems lately’ which is my way of saying: ‘soon you’re going to find the roadkill that I’ve hidden under your bed. I hope we will still be friends’. Friendships; they take work. Today’s rehash Wednesday card is for saying sorry. See? I’m your friend.

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Thinking of You Ecard with text: I am far too mature to feel like I have to agree with my friends about everything. It's when they disagree with me, however, that we have a problem.

Apology Ecard with text: So technically it was misleading of you to tell me you wanted me to be myself.

Political Satire Ecard with text: I am sorry that you think it is impolite to talk about politics, especially while the country is going to Hell in a Handbasket due to the widespread political ignorance that has arisen from so many people thinking that is impolite to talk about politics.

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I was sorry to hear that you had died, and am sending you this ecard on the chance that I simply misheard.

Political Satire Ecard with text: I'm sure we will be friends, no matter who you vote for, even if your candidate wins the election and destroys the global economy.

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?