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Dark Humor ecard: Arming the teachers 101. Step 1, when teacher's back is turned, clock them over the head with a stapler. Step 2, take their firearm. Now you're an angry adolescent with a gun. Conclusion: the NRA is basically clown school. Ecard image showing: Arming the teachers 101. Step 1, when teacher's back is turned, clock them over the head with a stapler. Step 2, take their firearm. Now you're an angry adolescent with a gun. Conclusion: the NRA is basically clown school.

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People are always talking about their right to own a gun; they never talk about MY right to own a gun. If I owned a gun I’d be shooting it all the time. Double-parked cars. The occasional jet ski. This bus driver who closed the door as I was about to get on, who I chased for two miles on foot. The real reason I shouldn’t have a gun is how much I want one. And also how much I want a bazooka.
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arm the teachers

People are always talking about their right to own a gun; they never talk about MY right to own a gun. If I owned a gun I'd be shooting it all the time. Double-parked cars. The occasional jet ski. This bus driver who closed the door as I was about to get on, who I chased for two miles on foot. The real reason I shouldn't have a gun is how much I want one. And also how much I want a bazooka.

tags:guns, nra, teachers, gun control, schools, school shootings

Arming the teachers 101. Step 1, when teacher's back is turned, clock them over the head with a stapler. Step 2, take their firearm. Now you're an angry adolescent with a gun. Conclusion: the NRA is basically clown school.

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