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Thanksgiving ecard: This Thanksgiving, let's be thankful to the US government for only supplying guns to calm, rational people with moderate religious views and opinions. Ecard image showing: This Thanksgiving, let's be thankful to the US government for only supplying guns to calm, rational people with moderate religious views and opinions.

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I’m not American but I live in Boston. Thanksgiving is a lovely holiday that celebrates family life with good food and confusing games of football. I don’t like the tradition of forcing foreign male guests to sleep with all the old ladies present but it’s your holiday and I respect local customs even when I don’t understand them.
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