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Sympathy Ecard with text: I am sorry for your tragic loss. But on the bright side you now have a really authentic Halloween decoration. — about this card: bright side | I dislike funerals ‘cause afterwards you have to go and mill about at someone’s house and there is always potato salad covered in plastic wrap. And I really hate potato salad. But my job requires that I write Sympathy Cards, so I have to brush all the nausea under a metaphorical rug and be professional about death. Today’s card? Consummate professionalism about death right there.

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Halloween Ecard with text: If you dont decorate the front of your house with morbid, grisly plastic ornaments that were manufactured in China, then people think you're some kind of weirdo.

Halloween Ecard with text: Decorating a front lawn with the rotting fruits of a late-night grave robbery is a felony. But sometimes, an authentic Halloween requires that we go that extra mile.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?