About This Card | I dislike funerals ‘cause afterwards you have to go and mill about at someone’s house and there is always potato salad covered in plastic wrap. And I really hate potato salad. But my job requires that I write Sympathy Cards, so I have to brush all the nausea under a metaphorical rug and be professional about death. Today’s card? Consummate professionalism about death right there.

30 Oct 2013