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Sympathy ecard: I am sorry for your tragic loss. But on the bright side you now have a really authentic Halloween decoration. Ecard image showing: I am sorry for your tragic loss. But on the bright side you now have a really authentic Halloween decoration.

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I dislike funerals ‘cause afterwards you have to go and mill about at someone’s house and there is always potato salad covered in plastic wrap. And I really hate potato salad. But my job requires that I write Sympathy Cards, so I have to brush all the nausea under a metaphorical rug and be professional about death. Today’s card? Consummate professionalism about death right there.
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I dislike funerals 'cause afterwards you have to go and mill about at someone's house and there is always potato salad covered in plastic wrap. And I really hate potato salad. But my job requires that I write Sympathy Cards, so I have to brush all the nausea under a metaphorical rug and be professional about death. Today's card? Consummate professionalism about death right there.

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I am sorry for your tragic loss. But on the bright side you now have a really authentic Halloween decoration.

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