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Halloween Greetings. Why do these need to exist, again?
Happy Samhain, everybody. Yes, it’s Hallows Eve, finally, and you know what’s creepiest? That we’re playing into the hands of confectionery manufacturers. And, of course, plastic skeletons appear on porches. People burn pumpkins. Children go around in disguise extorting confectionery. And people send wrong Halloween Cards to their otherwise blameless friends. Say Happy Halloween with a Wrongcard and only mildly annoy them. As far as gifts go – well, they’re free and slightly less tacky than a plastic jack-o-lantern.