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Halloween Greetings Ecard with text: Decorating a front lawn with the rotting fruits of a late-night grave robbery is a felony. But sometimes, an authentic Halloween requires that we go that extra mile.

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Sympathy Cards Ecard with text: I am sorry for your tragic loss. But on the bright side you now have a really authentic Halloween decoration.

Dark Humor Ecard with text: Maybe Jesus wouldn't have avoided us so much in the last 2000 years if we hadn't kept ritualistically eating his corpse.

Christmas Ecard with text: 'Merry Christmas, and always remember: you can celebrate Christmas all year round if you know how to shoplift.'

Love Ecard with text: Anyone can promise to be attracted to you until death. But when it comes to making promises I believe in going the extra mile. And a picture of a skeleton.

Sympathy Cards Ecard with text: I was sorry to hear about your loss and hope that there is no possible way that you can be mistakenly implicated.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?