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Birthday Ecard with text: Happy Birthday. Right: Picture of a dog holding someone's hand.
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about this card: canine motif | “You didn’t give me a Birthday card,” she said. “Oh that’s right, your Birthday is in September. When is it exactly?” “It was two weeks ago.” “Hmm, I should buy you a card.” “You OWN a greeting card company!” “That’s right, I do - so can I make you a card, then? It’s just that it would be cheaper for me.” “Alright,” she said, “but I want it to be a nice card. A picture of a puppy or something.”
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