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Birthday Ecard with text: Happy Birthday. And if at midnight a demon appears in your room talking about some contract I supposedly signed in your name, just ignore him. He is not to be taken seriously and is merely confused.
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about this card: midnight contract | I hate seeing humanoids with black eyeballs. It makes it so much harder to relate to them. Now I’m not a judgmental person (except when I take an instant dislike to someone because I don’t like their hat) but if I see a reptilian creature with bat wings I cross the street. I think it’s because I don’t want to get caught up in all their drama.
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Easter Ecard with text: I’m not saying that you should teach children that the Easter Bunny is a psychotic pan-dimensional demon clown that harvests the souls of bad children with a bloodied rake. I’m saying that if you don’t you’re wasting an opportunity.
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Baby Ecard with text: congratulation on your infant. here is hoping it is not an evil devil baby with demonic powers like pyrokinesis.
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