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In Laws ecard: I'm sorry I don't want your family to visit but if I wanted to be disrespected under my own roof I would just hire a dominatrix. Ecard image showing: I'm sorry I don't want your family to visit but if I wanted to be disrespected under my own roof I would just hire a dominatrix.

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The holidays are almost upon us. And you know who, apart from Santa and serial killers, are going around visiting people? In-laws. In-laws are a practical joke that fate likes to play on married people, which is why I decided to create a new category of cards about them. If you’re expecting the Unspeakables this year, this first in-law card is for you. Happy holidays you crazy cats…
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Published on 9 Dec 2013

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disrespected

The holidays are almost upon us. And you know who, apart from Santa and serial killers, are going around visiting people? In-laws. In-laws are a practical joke that fate likes to play on married people, which is why I decided to create a new category of cards about them. If you're expecting the Unspeakables this year, this first in-law card is for you. Happy holidays you crazy cats...

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I'm sorry I don't want your family to visit but if I wanted to be disrespected under my own roof I would just hire a dominatrix.

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